bye bye

well, since posting on 2 diffrent blogs is strange and annoying, this blog is being abandoned, but you could always go to bubaronicles!

...OKAY. i may have "meebee" forgotten to post this and left it as a draft for the past year or so.. but... =)

treason!!!!

VERY RECENT up date on the 48-ish hour report

voobl's own brother has attempted to poke voobl's eye out!!

what has voobl been doing in the last 48-ish hours?

well.....lets see....

voobl has messed up the school's mural (along with the help of shloob) with excessive light purple paint and bad cloud perceptions

voobl has spilled a large container of purple paint in the school art room causing purple linolium tiles and purple jeans......but we pause here to say IT WASN'T HER FAULT it was shloob's fault. she knew i was carrying paint and she did not(!) stay in the same room area thingy as me. what did she expect me to do, behave? be normal?! WELL SHE WAS WRONG!!!!!!

and by the way, the paint will NOT come out of my jeans!!

more recently, voobl has come down with a cold an EVIL cold!!!!

and that is why she is here posting on this blog rather than be at school

the life of a pencil part one

day 1

i am taken out of the packaging and i am sharpened and put into a pencil case


Day 2

i am used (i believe it's math)


day 3

my neighbour has gone missing


day 4

i have been forgotten on the desk


day 5

one uneventful day has passed


day 6

this place seems deserted


day 7

i have been picked up, seems i was wrong about tis place being deserted


day 8

i have found out the hard way that this new person likes to chew pencils


day 9

my lead has broken, i am sharpened again


day 10

i no longer live in a pencil case, i live in a binder


this will be continued.....

inky and dinky

inky and dinky...a pair of regular pink, fuzzy EVIL slippers plotting their owner's demise and/or escape from captivity. remember that show 'Pinky and the Brain'? well this is sorta like the show but they're both the brain and pinky at the same time....so here goes

i: so...wats our devilishly evil plot today?
d: are you implying that we come up with a plot every day?
i: yup
d: well then doesnt that mean that we never follow through with our plots then?
i: yup
d: HOW DARE YOU BLITHERING IDIOT?!
i: yup
d:HEY! you're not listening
i: yup
d: so i've been argueing with a tape recorder i presume?
i: yup
d: so wheres inky, under the bed?
i: yup
d: so i've known that i was talking to a tape recorder, yet i still talk to "inky"...
i: yup
d: ARGH INKY!!!
i: yup
d: ARGHHH
i: i'm back
d: i've been having a nice long chat with this TAPE RECORDER
i: mhm
d: so wut now i've totally wasted my time?
i: nope i've recorded everything you said
d: well then...
i: it's for a study i'm conducting
d: what study?
i: to see how long some one can talk to a tape recorder without noticing that it's saying the samething over and over again
d: and what have you learned?
i: you're an idiot
d: HEY!

unclassified information

paper is made of wood
sugar is sweet
cheese comes from cows
plastic tastes bad
the stove sill be hot when it's on
halloween is the coolest holiday ever
the CIA will not persecute me for this
you think i am an idiot
i shall shut up eventually
shloob will kill me for this
there is noo such thing as a dark white weater

round and round...

this is a game...
u start on a topic and u say things that are some what related 2 wut ur talking about til u get back 2 ur topic.


coffee


coffee is brown. lots of things are brown. chocolate is brown. chocolate's yummy. candy is yummy. i know this person named kandy that i dont like.i dont like healthy stuff. corn flakes is a heathy type of cereal. you eat cereal in the morning. you also drink coffee in the morning.


voila!


ya ya i know weird

paper

paper is very scary....it could give you paper cuts and they hurt even though you cant seee them but oooooo they're there. the cuts could be huge and then they'd get infected and before you know it.....you'd hav 2 get ur arm amputated just because of a paper cut. or you could be lifting a sheet of paper and the conere of the paper might cut your eye making you blind. if you happened to be in a very dangerous place (like school for example) you could get hurt because the paper was too sharp. hmm why dont they make the paper softer on the edges anyway so people stopped getting paper cuts....

once again, the vegetable dispute

cheese.


vegetable?



cows eat grass


grass goes and becomes milk



milk becomes cheese


cheese is from grass......




is grass a vegetable?




more importantly


is cheese a vegetable????